@esotericVideos
- "Colonel, I told you, I put that life behind me. I'm out of the game."<br>- "Dammit, Mario 64 Master, your country needs you!"<br>- "It's been over 10 years since I played melee. Maybe I can't cut it anymore!"<br>- "You shut up, you sonnovabitch. You and I both know you're the best god damn Samus player alive. We need you to get this record! You're the only man for the job."<br>- "Is this an order, sir?"<br>- "I stopped being your Commanding Officer ages ago. No, this is a... a humble request from an old friend."<br>- <b>Mario 64 Master quietly considers</b><br>- "So, Mario 64 Master. Will you offer your skills one last time?"<br>- "Alright... <b>Mario 64 Master cracks his knuckles and opens up Excel</b> Time to show these kids how it's really done..."