@cjvarnadoe
Remember those big rubber balls with a handle ring that you can sit on and bounce around like a jackass? In 1992, I whacked one with a Louisville slugger baseball bat and after a stellar success rate, I decided to up the power and switch to a full adult size bat. First swing, bat bounces off the ball and springs right back into my eyebrow. Eight stitches and to this day, I look pissed when I wear sunglasses.